The Brown Pruno for Best Dive Bar in Fresno

The Illustrious Brown Pruno Award

There's no point in beating around the bush. Especially if it's a bush near one of our nominees because at best that thing is full of pee and nothing else.

The winner of the Brown Pruno Award is...

EWELL'S PLACE!!!!!

I think the following Yelp review really sums up why this place deserves this award:

Usually when my friends get stabbed to death that overshadows petty things like getting your wallet stolen. But maybe that's just me.

Ewell, congratulations! We're going to forego our usual offer of a pint of Ancient Age because something tells me you have enough liquor. However, the sash is still available.