I Want Some Anaconda Cuz It Don't Got Buns, Hun
by The Editor
By now, you've probably seen the video of an enormous burrito made with 5 tortillas. If you haven't, click that link immediately.
Before I even talk about the size of this burrito, I want to say that it looks like a really good burrito. I'm guessing it's at least 40-50% meat. Sometimes you get a burrito that's as low as 5% meat. That's a chump burrito. Ideally, a burrito would be 90% meat, but that's impossible and would be cost prohibitive. 40-50%% is respectable, especially for a burrito its size. It would be so easy to stuff that thing with 80% rice.
To be honest, I've never been a huge burrito fan. It's hard to find one that is consistently delicious, and it's so much easier to order tacos because they are consistently delicious. Bad tacos are still better than a mediocre burrito.
But I digress.
This video has been viewed upwards of 17 million times.
Which is ironic. All this time we've been trying to make Fresno famous for its tacos, but it's a burrito that finally did the job.
And I think that says everything about Fresno that you need to know. We're an angsty teenager trying to figure ourselves out, trying to make our own decisions. If we're not careful we'll end up in the backseat of our parents Ford Taurus with Judy Pfefferkorn and a few days later we'll find some itchy bumps and then it's all over.
I mean at least it was for...my friend...
That's all I've got. Until next time.
By now, you've probably seen the video of an enormous burrito made with 5 tortillas. If you haven't, click that link immediately.
Before I even talk about the size of this burrito, I want to say that it looks like a really good burrito. I'm guessing it's at least 40-50% meat. Sometimes you get a burrito that's as low as 5% meat. That's a chump burrito. Ideally, a burrito would be 90% meat, but that's impossible and would be cost prohibitive. 40-50%% is respectable, especially for a burrito its size. It would be so easy to stuff that thing with 80% rice.
To be honest, I've never been a huge burrito fan. It's hard to find one that is consistently delicious, and it's so much easier to order tacos because they are consistently delicious. Bad tacos are still better than a mediocre burrito.
But I digress.
This video has been viewed upwards of 17 million times.
Which is ironic. All this time we've been trying to make Fresno famous for its tacos, but it's a burrito that finally did the job.
And I think that says everything about Fresno that you need to know. We're an angsty teenager trying to figure ourselves out, trying to make our own decisions. If we're not careful we'll end up in the backseat of our parents Ford Taurus with Judy Pfefferkorn and a few days later we'll find some itchy bumps and then it's all over.
I mean at least it was for...my friend...
That's all I've got. Until next time.
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