Fresno's Hunks of Primetime Round 1: The Hunks of Channel 26

presented by Zara Arboleda Jr.

Hey y'all! It's me, your main girl Zara Arboleda Jr! After those two dick weeds ran the Ladies of Primetime without consulting me AND without including my dear old mum, I've decided to head up the Hunks of Primetime! That's right! YOU have the chance to pick the hottest, sexiest sack of meat currently on the News in Fresno. I'll narrow it down to the 2 hottest guys on each station. You can vote all week with a new round released each day. On Monday, I'll tally up the totals and then we'll have the finals. The winner will be announced February 12th in honor of Valentine's Day. (I tried to find some hunks on Telemundo and Univision but they don't seem to have lists of their news teams.) So here it is! The Hunks of Channel 26.


Monty Torres


Sweet damn look at that hunk. I mean...really look at him. He's what Ray Liotta would look like if Ray Liotta ever played Superman. But even sexier. Apparently this stud has 6 CHILDREN! Sounds like his wife can't keep her damn hands off him. If I ever got my hands on him I'd tie him to my bed and [STATEMENT CENSORED FOR LEGAL REASONS].

Monty. Hit me up. Seriously.


Kopi Sotiromopolopopoos

You know, Kopi is one of those guys where I'm not quite sure why I want to jump his bones but I do. He's got some weird sex appeal and it gets stronger as he gets older. You can't tell in the picture I posted, but sweet Jesus he's starting to look like that older version of Han Solo in the new Star Wars movie. They probably should have just had Kopi take over for that other guy. 

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