BREAKING NEWS: The Collegian Wins Pulitzer Prize for Editorial Comparing Ted Cruz to Pepe Le Pew
by The Editor
FRESNO, CA- As we reported yesterday, The Collegian (the student run paper at CSU Fresno) has been making waves; first, for its editorial comparing Donald Trump to Hitler, and then for their follow-up which compared Bernie Sanders to The Hamburglar. Late yesterday, they released a third comparison, this time between Ted Cruz and Pepe Le Pew.
The article has been reprinted in its entirety below:
The article has been called---by many critics---"ground-breaking" and "revolutionary". This morning, GBF got the exclusive word that the Pulitzer Prize Board caught wind of the article and has already rushed The Collegian Editorial Board to receive one of their coveted awards.
To The Collegian, we would just like to say we're proud of you. This is the kind of journalism America needs. Thank you.
Pepe Le Cruz
The article has been reprinted in its entirety below:
He stinks.
The article has been called---by many critics---"ground-breaking" and "revolutionary". This morning, GBF got the exclusive word that the Pulitzer Prize Board caught wind of the article and has already rushed The Collegian Editorial Board to receive one of their coveted awards.
To The Collegian, we would just like to say we're proud of you. This is the kind of journalism America needs. Thank you.
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