Fresno City Council to Allow Residents to Live in Dollhouses
by The Editor
In a move that some are calling the first of its kind for any city in the United States, the Fresno City Council has adopted a new ordinance that will allow local residents to live in houses meant for dolls. The move has been met with a polarizing response from Fresnans; many doll enthusiasts and creepy old men have praised the decision, while others say it is impractical because no living human could fit inside a dollhouse.
"I've been waiting for this for years," said one local toy collector at a rally promoting the dollhouses. "Dolls can live in human houses, so why can't humans live in dollhouses? It's racist."
"This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard," said one of the detractors protesting the rally.
One local inventor, Wayne Szalinski, says that he has an invention that will make it easier for humans to fit in dollhouses. "I've had a few setbacks. I almost lost my kids. But I think that the the release of my product couldn't be coming at a better time," Szalinski said at a press conference on Thurdsay. He has yet to release any details of his invention.
Mayor SwearBear is expected to tour one of the dollhouses, which will be on display in the women's bathroom at City Hall all weekend. The ordinance went into effect on January 3rd and it's suspected that some residents have already moved in to their new domiciles.
In a move that some are calling the first of its kind for any city in the United States, the Fresno City Council has adopted a new ordinance that will allow local residents to live in houses meant for dolls. The move has been met with a polarizing response from Fresnans; many doll enthusiasts and creepy old men have praised the decision, while others say it is impractical because no living human could fit inside a dollhouse.
"I've been waiting for this for years," said one local toy collector at a rally promoting the dollhouses. "Dolls can live in human houses, so why can't humans live in dollhouses? It's racist."
"This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard," said one of the detractors protesting the rally.
One local inventor, Wayne Szalinski, says that he has an invention that will make it easier for humans to fit in dollhouses. "I've had a few setbacks. I almost lost my kids. But I think that the the release of my product couldn't be coming at a better time," Szalinski said at a press conference on Thurdsay. He has yet to release any details of his invention.
Mayor SwearBear is expected to tour one of the dollhouses, which will be on display in the women's bathroom at City Hall all weekend. The ordinance went into effect on January 3rd and it's suspected that some residents have already moved in to their new domiciles.
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