2015 Fresno Ladies of Primetime (Round 3)

Happy Tuesday, Ladiesfans. We're off with Round 3 of the 2015 Fresno Ladies of Primetime Competition. Today's match will be an intense battle as we pair off two of Fresno's Hottest newscasters against each other. Two hotties but only one champ.

Teresa Sardina (Mike's Pick)

Ah, Teresa Sardina. She's the kind of hot girl that probably won Prom Queen. Unbelievably gorgeous, yet there's a kindness in her eyes that says, "you've got a chance."

But you don't.

Although, it doesn't help that she toys with her fans.

Which brings us today's "Comments from Social Media"

This comment is innocent enough by itself. However, this guy comments on just about everything she posts. I get it. I'm a dude. I've had that impulse. In my younger days I'm sure I did the same thing. You're just hoping she comments back or sends you a message and asks about your day. Maybe invites you to a party she's having. Maybe you guys really hit it off and fall in love and shit.

But it won't happen.

However, Sardina is brainsy. She knows how to reel them in. See that little like under his comment? That was her. 

And there's more.

She responded! Poor guy never stood a chance.

Alex Delgado (Sny's Pick)

Alex Delgado is another Fresno classic. She has aged like a fine wine. Very complex, great legs, and...goes great with cheese? I don't know, that might be where the metaphor ends.

You can always tell a bona fide hotty by the frontal lobe capacity of her fans.

Por ejemplo, see the expressiveness of this fellow.

No poetry, no prose. He just goes straight for the facts. And he used a period. Good work, friend.

VOTING IS CLOSED